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[hedone]

	bonaparte bajikan
001 likes bonaparte I have been told it is customary to "post pics" of oneself on this application, and who am I to deny that? I've invested in a number of suits. How are you spending your time on this lovely planet?
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un: thebigred1

[relieable]

hey nice suit!
been lazing in acedia mostly lol
also doing a bit of gambling in avaritia

[hedone]

I have to compliment the tailor on a job well-done.
How has Lady Luck been treating you?

[relieable]

eh not too well sadly
i guess she found favor with someone else
but i still had fun

[hedone]

They do say that's the most important part.

[relieable]

so what else have u been doin besides buying suits n taking selfies

[hedone]

"Selfies". Is that what these are called?

[ he has a few. it took a while to get the angle just right, you see. ]

[relieable]

yeah! self-taken photos!
the 1 u posted just seems to be a regular pic tho
unless u have invisible extra arms or something
which would be AWESOME

[hedone]

I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you. My arms aren't particularly long.
Now, I knew a man once who had frighteningly long arms.

[ somewhere, a particular russian agent is probably frowning right now. ]

[relieable]

were they freaky
that seems like the kind of thing that would be freaky

[hedone]

Oh, everything about him was just a little outlandish.

[relieable]

that sounds like an interesting story!

[hedone]

It was certainly something. You know, he tore the back off a car with his bare hands.

[relieable]

what the hell
was he a man or a gorilla???

[hedone]

I did have my doubts—
But no, he is human after all.

[relieable]

jeez
so he had long arms and was incredibly strong
what made him damage the car?

[hedone]

Just so.
Suppose he wanted what was in the car.

[relieable]

seems a bit excessive but ok

[hedone]

It just does, doesn't it?

un: aximili

[canadese]

is there a purpose to sharing this information

[hedone]

I could share with you the address of a truly talented tailor.
But no. I wasn't aware everything had to have purpose beyond what it was designed to do. Or have I been misinformed of this application's function?

text | un: artsy

[angele]

The clothes really suit you.

[ Yes. She is proud of herself for this one.]

[hedone]

Why, thank you. And my compliments on that pun.