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This will not be a gentle network post and I will not expect gentility in return. I've uncovered something I thought you will like to know and have decided to share with you ... Are you paying attention, friends?
I was the direct catalyst in the decimation of Oros, a part of Beta Team on the relic retrieval mission given to us by flight deck crew member Lt. James. Single-handedly, I deactivated the planet's defence grid, resulting in the thermonuclear holocaust that wiped out countless species, as well as endangered the future of the Trilk and Fek refugees onboard this battleship ... Let me make myself clear: What this means to you, or the liaisons put in charge of these aliens, means nothing to me. If you want to whine about semantics, try contacting the ones who sent us down to Oros blind ... Ask them why they decided to give me a present for that job well done ...
There is something happening on the ISC Eluvio and if haven't recognized this after the gory warnings we've been given, you're all fools and I was right not to trust you with this information until now
Listen very carefully -.
I was left a puzzle box upon my return to HQ, it was sitting in my room. Heavily encrypted, meant for the hacker who took down the relic's arrays on Oros. Took all of my skill to uncover coordinates that led me to a data chip hidden inside of a fork dispenser that some of you assisted me in retrieving ... Which led me to another hidden inside of a fighter craft in the hangar bay. These data chips, also encrypted by technology and code I have never seen before, each contained a video featuring a man named Chris ...
The first video outlined the location of the second chip. He was distressed and it was urgent .
The second video was him again, injured, scared, pissed. The recording told me that he made a mistake, that "we thought we were helping them". Two coworkers he confirmed as dead on this video, saying that they're all being hunted and this no doubt applies to us as a whole ... It cut to another time, he said "it wasn't a distress call, it was a trap, they needed us to come, they're a part of it" and something about an "it" killing us all .
A huge, black mass silenced him, then, but I caught nothing of what it really looked like up close -
I am trying to describe this as best I can to you people who did not see it, but directly after the video went dark ... A text appeared like in some cheesy horror movie like the Ring. If I submitted this info to a couple of local movie producers on Bajikan, they'd laugh me out of the district. You feel me?
- "It's too late, I'm already here" is what the message to me said
You understand where this is going without me needing to hold your hands ... You probably didn't enjoy reading all of this and I didn't enjoy typing it because to be a harbinger is a pain in my ass, but this is my gift to you friends. For all of the people who were doubtful of the sanctity of this ship like me, this is our proof - you can take my word as truth or consider this post a liar's attempt to pin blame on others for the mistakes she's knowingly made. This does not concern me ... You have no words that can beat me down better than my own, I recommend you do not try or make an enemy of a teammate .
If you encrypt replies or respond anonymously to this message, I will find out who you are and I will know what you are discussing ... Keep this in mind, as we eventually move away from the "safety" of Bajikan. Sleep tight Eluvio
I was the direct catalyst in the decimation of Oros, a part of Beta Team on the relic retrieval mission given to us by flight deck crew member Lt. James. Single-handedly, I deactivated the planet's defence grid, resulting in the thermonuclear holocaust that wiped out countless species, as well as endangered the future of the Trilk and Fek refugees onboard this battleship ... Let me make myself clear: What this means to you, or the liaisons put in charge of these aliens, means nothing to me. If you want to whine about semantics, try contacting the ones who sent us down to Oros blind ... Ask them why they decided to give me a present for that job well done ...
There is something happening on the ISC Eluvio and if haven't recognized this after the gory warnings we've been given, you're all fools and I was right not to trust you with this information until now
Listen very carefully -.
I was left a puzzle box upon my return to HQ, it was sitting in my room. Heavily encrypted, meant for the hacker who took down the relic's arrays on Oros. Took all of my skill to uncover coordinates that led me to a data chip hidden inside of a fork dispenser that some of you assisted me in retrieving ... Which led me to another hidden inside of a fighter craft in the hangar bay. These data chips, also encrypted by technology and code I have never seen before, each contained a video featuring a man named Chris ...
The first video outlined the location of the second chip. He was distressed and it was urgent .
The second video was him again, injured, scared, pissed. The recording told me that he made a mistake, that "we thought we were helping them". Two coworkers he confirmed as dead on this video, saying that they're all being hunted and this no doubt applies to us as a whole ... It cut to another time, he said "it wasn't a distress call, it was a trap, they needed us to come, they're a part of it" and something about an "it" killing us all .
A huge, black mass silenced him, then, but I caught nothing of what it really looked like up close -
I am trying to describe this as best I can to you people who did not see it, but directly after the video went dark ... A text appeared like in some cheesy horror movie like the Ring. If I submitted this info to a couple of local movie producers on Bajikan, they'd laugh me out of the district. You feel me?
- "It's too late, I'm already here" is what the message to me said
You understand where this is going without me needing to hold your hands ... You probably didn't enjoy reading all of this and I didn't enjoy typing it because to be a harbinger is a pain in my ass, but this is my gift to you friends. For all of the people who were doubtful of the sanctity of this ship like me, this is our proof - you can take my word as truth or consider this post a liar's attempt to pin blame on others for the mistakes she's knowingly made. This does not concern me ... You have no words that can beat me down better than my own, I recommend you do not try or make an enemy of a teammate .
If you encrypt replies or respond anonymously to this message, I will find out who you are and I will know what you are discussing ... Keep this in mind, as we eventually move away from the "safety" of Bajikan. Sleep tight Eluvio
ENCRYPTED 100%
(HAHA FUCKING OUTED)
It'd be nice to work with you more in the future, that's all
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You're the one that was disinterested in a coordinated effort.
this has been encrypted all along, i'm just a dunce *sound of silence plays in the bg*
My intentions vary with every person who touches base with me on this network post, since not all will be useful in the future. But this is my transparency in the matter: I fully intend to keep tabs on the strong
And the ones who like pretzels
it's extra encrypted, okay
But if that's how you prefer to spend your time, that's fine. I'll at least say that he's more dangerous than I am, so exercise more caution there instead.
Make your plans more concrete and obvious; I don't like vague statements.
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Obito is a strange man, nice mask. Makes me want to trust him unconditionally .
(sarcasm over 9000)
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[ He did it. ]
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On a scale of one to ten in the looks dept, am I warm if I say Obito's a strong three?
(maybe a five for the body.)
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I don't care about that even a little bit but he's not symmetrical at all.
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Accurate asymmetry? Y/N
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Itachi'smy own fucking eyes, too ]2/2
No, his eyes are on the same latitude. More teeth and more wrinkles.
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If you're from the same clan, does that make you related? I'd start researching preventative measures for premature hair whitening
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Who is that?
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(cackling in a very unladylike manner on her bed, bag of doritos balanced on her chest spilling everywhere.)
I can read every anonymous post he's ever made, but my favourite is his discussion with Reaper. They need to get laid
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And in that case they can go to Luxuria. I've heard that's the purpose of it, though I don't see that it'll make any difference. I don't want to know what that guy does unless it's something I need to stop.
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Just what would you need to stop him from doing in Luxuria? Do I need to warn people there, lololol
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I said I don't want to know. What's "lololol"?
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You don't want to know what he might do, but you want to know when it's something you need to stop. That's counterintuitive but I cannot blame you if he's more trouble than he's worth ...
As for "lololol" ... "Lol" is shorthand for "laugh out loud", some people drag it out
(only losers)
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I don't like him. I don't want to know him. But someone has to deal with him if he steps out of line.
Who is that in the picture?
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