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[liquidate]

i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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[shenunigans]

sure
maybe longer if we need to
time is just a number now
were infinite fragments of the galaxy
just drifting around like a moth in some soup

glowsticks are like torches for the edgy individual
they come in a bunch of different colours and you can bend them and shit
wear them on your wrists
around your neck
drink the sweet glow nectar
space is a hoot
but its also full of questions
sorry socrates
youre going to be furrowing that brow for a long time to come

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[liquidate]

2/2

[liquidate]

did you eat the local plant-life?

[shenunigans]

only the sweet flower that deposited a fat sack of cash in my bank account
thanks for asking
not that i was planning on telling anyone that i literally picked a flower and crammed it into my maw
but i guess were close or something now

[liquidate]

we are?

(staring at the message............)

that's okay, i won't tell anybody
but reaper says this is an open post, so everyone can probably see how embarrassing you are anyway
which sucks
i found out the hard way...

anyway, i didn't understand half of the stuff you just said, but now i really want glowsticks!

[shenunigans]

reaper talks out his dead ass anyway

[Whoops, sent that before he considers the implication that Reaper is probably reading a bunch of shit here. Too late now.]

man whatever
if anyone is perving on this conversation they have some deeper issues than i can begin to understand

im sure theres glowsticks somewhere on this godforsaken planet
search for people looking like theyre about the party and mug them
youll be drowning in it

[liquidate]

reaper DOES talk out his dead ass, have you heard that guy?
major dick
i don't know why i agree to hang out with him

()

would you go with me to find and mug someone, tony??
the districts are super creepy, so if we go in pairs maybe that's a better way to deal with the airborn drugs making everyone go crazy
unless you don't wanna go
then i don't either, i was just saying that as a joke

[shenunigans]

i dunno
why does anyone do anything
clearly he has some sort of irresistible charm under all the hate and the stank

[Wow, okay. Someone is genuinely interested in hanging out??? Even after he razzed the shit out of them? This never happens. What the fuck does he say?]

okay sure
we can pair up
like two peas in a pod
awesome
where are you
i dont even care
who cares
where should we meet up

[liquidate]

(when you're surrounded by colossal douche-bags 24/7, even razzing starts to sound nice to you.)

i got that reference hahahaha peas
i'm just leaving acedia aka the nap zone
i have never seen so many futons and pillows in one place and i'm pretty sure i slept for 18 hours

do you wanna meet in the main heptagon?!

did you wanna continue into action here or do a log? :o

[shenunigans]

stick around for more comedy gold
speaking of gold
im in avarita
but i guess i can peel myself away from the shiny shit for more shiny shit

see you in a bit

wait
what do you look like

[liquidate]

that was a good transition hahahahaha

i'm the white-haired guy with sharp teeth
you can't miss me
i'll just yell your name at everybody until you answer

(annnd they continue being terrible here...)