TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

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i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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maybe i AM 50% jello

DAMMIT FROOT HAHAHAHA

[genice]

( oh okay so he's just being messed with THAT'S FINE he can roll with this )

Wow, wouldn't that be a shocker! Then I guess the question is: what flavour?

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that's a difficult question victor and i'll break it down for you as best i can

well my all-time favourite is berry blue, the quintessential jello flavour
it didn't fall into the popular "blue raspberry" trend everything started to follow
really, i prefer the artificial blueberry taste over any unnecessary berry additions and raspberry ruins the intense, oceanic colour of a purer blue extract

recently, however, i tried the fruit punch kind and i have to say that it does a great job in keeping up with the original flavours like lime, cherry, and strawberry (which tend to be crowd favourites)
i can honestly say that it's unique without being overdone and deserves more recognition than it gets

grape is another flavour that people consider a more tertiary pick, as they think of the oppressive gum flavour
this is false
grape gum is a far throw from the taste of grape and i would order it just as quick as i'd order something like lemon, or perhaps even watermelon if i was feeling particularly brave that day

[genice]

( this is more thoughts on jello than Victor has had in his whole entire life. mostly because he's managed to avoid any long hospital stays, or else he would also have opinions on jello. )

Yes, but if you had to decide on one flavour to represent, saying you couldn't change out flavours with any kind of regularity (maybe you can, I'm not sure how a water-structured individual would flush? their system), only one flavour, which would it be?

The quintessential berry blue?

The unique and underrated fruit punch?

The misunderstood grape?

The summertime sweetness of watermelon?

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i can definitely flush out my system and change flavours
but hypothetically if i couldn't do that???
berry blue all the way!

[genice]

As an admirer of the colour, though unfamiliar with the flavour, I have to say that's an inspired choice!

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YOU HAVEN'T TRIED BERRY BLUE JELLO??!!!!!?!

[genice]

My life has been sadly without any berry blue jello up until now. 28 years, no berry blue jello. Not even once.

TW SUICIDE MENTION???????????KJERNJKGJNEWNJK

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you're a decade older than me and you haven't even tried berry blue jello
i'd just kill yourself and get it over with

SUIGETSU WHY

[genice]

( ah, teenagers. )

Ah, my young friend, but I have so much more to live for! Besides, if I died, I wouldn't get to try berry blue jello. I'm not fond of limiting my possibilities.

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... that's true
i'm sorry i said you should kill yourself...
i think everyone deserves to try berry blue jello at least once

[genice]

Apology accepted... if you help me find berry blue jello to try!

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well, that's a good deal i guess
i can bring it to 311 too and we can chow down on some together!!!

[genice]

Ah, so it wasn't your room after all. Still, as long as the one who lives there doesn't mind, I have no objections to this plan.

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(suigetsu, having played himself, slaps his own forehead with a hand.)

well he wouldn't mind i guess
he let me go in there and read his magazines before

[genice]

Offer to bring enough berry blue jello for the room's owner, too, and maybe he'll agree.

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(sweats)

uhh i have a feeling he doesn't like berry blue jello
or any kind of jello

(including the me kind of jello)

you saw this coming

[hellshot]

I fucking knew it.

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YOU CAN READ THESE???????

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You made an open post over the open network.

ANYONE can read these. Unless you use the handy little 'private' button on the side.

You put up a post like this without realising that much?

1/3 PRIVATE

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test

2/3 PUBLIC

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test

3/3 PRIVATE

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oh man
i'm so embarrassed

[hellshot]

Lesson learned, Jello.

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i KNOW you know my name's suigetsu
use it asshole!!