If you don't have any money, how are you going to buy me ice cream.
Gravity has something to do with it, I found out recently, yes.But I don't have my own pull. Otherwise, people would constantly fucking stick to me. ...And you couldn't do shit with a magnet. That's like suggesting that I could beat you with a sponge.
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If you don't have any money, how are you going to buy me ice cream.
[You're killin me smalls]
Gravity has something to do with it, I found out recently, yes.
But I don't have my own pull. Otherwise, people would constantly fucking stick to me.
...
And you couldn't do shit with a magnet. That's like suggesting that I could beat you with a sponge.