video • un: el rey

[shabby]

Hello, internet peoples!

[ Getting right to the point, Vaas pans the camera around to show the Red Lion of Voltron sitting in the hangar, now sporting a fresh coat of thick black tiger stripes. ]

Anyone want to help me get this tiger I found into the atrium? I will give you some steaks for your trouble.

[ Fair warning: these steaks are made from the Fek Vaas and Reaper killed during their hunting expedition. Also they're going to have to dismantle the Red Lion. It's not going to fit through the doorways. ]

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video; un: coran

[coran]

[ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSE ]

Wh-- you put that lion back the way you found it this instant!!

[shabby]

You don't listen so well do you? It is where I found it. I'm trying to take it out, not put it back.

[ HE IS KEEPING HIS TIGER. x-( ]

[coran]

You shouldn't be doing anything with it, let alone-- let alone painting it! That lion was built exclusively for Paladins of Voltron to pilot! No one else! That's all!!

[shabby]

It's a tiger, man. Not a plane. Pilots fly planes. Not tigers.

[ Vaas is judging him so hard right now. ]

Where the fuck are you from?

[coran]

[ He's so......... rude ]

I'm from the planet Altea! I was there when that lion was being built! And just look what a mess you've made of it, too!

[shabby]

[ Vaas gives him a critical look, then shakes his head. ]

You don't look like a sculptor. Or a welder.

[coran]

Engineer, actually! Of course, I was officially present as a royal adviser. That's a bit more of an assisting, supervisory role. They debated that ship's precise shade of red for almost three quintants!

[shabby]

So you can fix shit like cars but you ended up being someone's secretary? That's pretty sad for you.

[coran]

Whether I can fix a car or not depends on what a car is. And an adviser is hardly a secretary. My family's served the Royal Family for generations! There's a good bit of travel involved. I've always found it very exciting!