[And that's why she's so good at what she does. Or did-- is technically still doing, sorta, except for the whole 'killing people' part. She's perfect for undercover work, okay.]

Why don't you just smuggle some of the burgers you make?

[Aaand she's switching the thread from PUBLIC to PRIVATE. Root sends a text file to his device with the estimate price tag. It's not cheap, not exactly, but it's a lot less than most programmers would charge under normal circumstances. She's that bored.]

There you go. But if you'd rather save your money for legally acquiring more burgers, I'm willing to make a special offer and exchange Space Yelp for favors instead of actual money.