[ Jason looks offended for roughly .2 seconds before he laughs too. Though he doesn't really see what's so funny. He was being serious!!! ]

Man, I don't know. I heard those Europeans or some shit were trying to. Better than a blow-up doll, I guess. Though might be kinda weird putting your junk in a machine. What if it went all Skynet shit and chopped your dick off.

[ He laughs again; being drunk and high is so much nicer. ]

Shit, dude. That would suck so much!!