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eluvio2017-01-03 06:13 pm
buttsbuttsbutts) wrote in eluvio2017-01-03 06:13 pm
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[ never let it be said that sera lacks determination. also never let it be said that these communicators aren't resilient.
she's tried to break hers three times; she's also failed three times.
eventually she decides (perhaps as a coping mechanism more than anything) that the devices might be sort of like the mark on the inquisitor's hand: ugly, scary, unnecessarily glowy (the list of negatives goes on and on) but ultimately sort of useful. meaning, she still wants to break it but she also has a very important question and doesn't want to venture out into the "world" to ask real people, so she'll ask the thing instead. ]
Oi.
What's a gossip mag?
Also, whose butts need inspecting? Not saying I'm doing it. I just want to know.
[ chief butt inspector doesn't sound like a real job anyway but you never know. ]
she's tried to break hers three times; she's also failed three times.
eventually she decides (perhaps as a coping mechanism more than anything) that the devices might be sort of like the mark on the inquisitor's hand: ugly, scary, unnecessarily glowy (the list of negatives goes on and on) but ultimately sort of useful. meaning, she still wants to break it but she also has a very important question and doesn't want to venture out into the "world" to ask real people, so she'll ask the thing instead. ]
Oi.
What's a gossip mag?
Also, whose butts need inspecting? Not saying I'm doing it. I just want to know.
[ chief butt inspector doesn't sound like a real job anyway but you never know. ]
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[He chortles at her suggested name.]
Butt Board. Now that doesn't sound too bad! Alliteration is catchy, after all.
[Now this is some good conversation! It's not often that girls are this open about this sort of thing.]
Gahaha! It seems that you've got all of the basic criteria down. No wonder you're a natural for this job. If anything, you could also add a category to measure one's clenching ability!
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[ she laughs again, despite herself. ]
Clenchiness! That's a good one. Also, hair, probably. Oh, and you know how some people never go outside naked so their butt's really pale? Definitely need a category for that.
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[And he guffaws some more.]
I see that you've definitely got things down! You've brought some more important topics to the table. Paleness of butts... Ahahahahaaa!!
There's also another way stamina can be mentioned: how long can one sit on a toilet without getting sore??