Ah. Thanks for reminding me. You'll be paying for that hole in my coffee table, if you're so keen on bringing it up.
Oh, you know what it is? Good. Then I don't have to explain to you why it's idiotic to ask if I have a gravitational pull.
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Ah. Thanks for reminding me. You'll be paying for that hole in my coffee table, if you're so keen on bringing it up.
[A pause...]
Oh, you know what it is? Good. Then I don't have to explain to you why it's idiotic to ask if I have a gravitational pull.